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May 26

fucktheory: I Hate To Break It To You, But It’s Entirely Possible That You’re Both Fucking Morons

fucktheory:

I Hate To Break It To You, But It’s Entirely Possible That You’re Both Fucking Morons

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coldbitterness: boston: ALISON LOBRON Great Barrington: It’s Cambridge with more time - Great Barrington feels like what Cambridge would be if everyone there wasn’t riled up about delays on the Red Line or long lines at Starbucks. (DANIEL ZENDER FOR THE BOSTON GLOBE) Hi I have a lot of money and I moved to one part of a poor county that is also filled with rich people from other places and I’m going to pretend that everyone here is just like this naturally and not because the same annoying yuppies keep pretending they’re the first ones to realize this part of the state exists 1. ew, gross, how do you look at cambridge and get THAT (maybe if you’re rich and white and a middle-aged yuppie transplant) 2. i want to punch all of these hypothetical great barrington residents in the face (including the children) 3. what coldbitterness said

coldbitterness:

boston:

ALISON LOBRON

Great Barrington: It’s Cambridge with more time

- Great Barrington feels like what Cambridge would be if everyone there wasn’t riled up about delays on the Red Line or long lines at Starbucks.

(DANIEL ZENDER FOR THE BOSTON GLOBE)


Hi I have a lot of money and I moved to one part of a poor county that is also filled with rich people from other places and I’m going to pretend that everyone here is just like this naturally and not because the same annoying yuppies keep pretending they’re the first ones to realize this part of the state exists

1. ew, gross, how do you look at cambridge and get THAT (maybe if you’re rich and white and a middle-aged yuppie transplant)

2. i want to punch all of these hypothetical great barrington residents in the face (including the children)

3. what coldbitterness said

troffie: getting nostalgic working on fanime printz, so here’s SAILOR URANUS… she was my favorite ssssghhngh best

troffie:

getting nostalgic working on fanime printz, so here’s SAILOR URANUS… she was my favorite ssssghhngh

best

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May 25

[video]

May 21

Karkat’s Quotes and Insults Masterpost

roachpatrol:

amoragirl10:

Yeeeeaaaah, in the last month or so I went through most of Karkat’s logs, collecting various insults and other quotes from him. Mostly for people to use as inspiration for their own Karkat insults, whether it be fore fanfics or roleplaying, or for anyone who just wants to laugh at some of the hilarious things he ends up saying.

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What a great kid. 

What a great, completely awful kid. 

the best

UU: well…
UU: it is simple. we are playing a game together.
UU: we have been forced to, for as long as we’ve known each other.

UU: bUt the rUles are complicated, and often shifting. and they don’t always make sense!
UU: at least, they woUldn’t to yoU.
GG: Try me!
UU: many yoU woUld not recognize as rUles, so mUch as sUperstitions.
UU: a variety of caveats and stipUlations. things that woUld invite misfortUne if i were to break.

huh, this is puzzling.

this panel comes to mind. who is doing the forcing?

— also interested by the hints at one of them killing the other—COME ON DEAD DREAMSELF PROTOTYPING MADNESS, DON’T FAIL ME NOW

— the information we get about jujus in this update points at the origins of LE’s powers

— are all jujus puppets? uu suggested that they might be (or at least more of them might be: “the eyes look dead on this one”)

somekindofstranger: virtutethecat NO STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD shit like this is why i didn’t eat most vegetables until i was like 16 PSA: THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS TO COOK THESE THINGS THAN THROUGH STEAMING, BOILING, OR MICROWAVE FUCK THAT BLAND-ASS NOISE here are some verbs to start out with: saute, roast, braise, grill (a lot of these can be eaten raw too obvs)

somekindofstranger:

virtutethecat

NO STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

shit like this is why i didn’t eat most vegetables until i was like 16

PSA: THERE ARE FAR BETTER WAYS TO COOK THESE THINGS THAN THROUGH STEAMING, BOILING, OR MICROWAVE

FUCK THAT BLAND-ASS NOISE

here are some verbs to start out with: saute, roast, braise, grill (a lot of these can be eaten raw too obvs)

(Source: muffintop-less, via coldbitterness)

May 20

nuditea:

i can’t shake the feeling that i don’t REALLY have impostor syndrome

(via chibisokka)

[video]

heart of my own: closetospring: captain-sonic: do-you-have-a-flag:Awithoutasunrise:... -

missvoltairine:

closetospring:

captain-sonic:

do-you-have-a-flag:

A

withoutasunrise:

zitterberg:

Erika Moen
Queer

So amazing. 

lways reblog Erika Moen

I like this comic. However I just want to note that asexuality doesn’t equal being single. Asexuality means that you do not feel sexually attracted to people.

i think that was supposed to be the point?

but man, if i had to pick a favorite part of this comic, i don’t know if it would be the awful queer umbrella, seeming to equate lesbian identity with supporting the gender binary, or the crowning moment of gaining male approval for bonding at a strip club.

The phrase “I just like PEOPLE” gives me so much secondhand embarrassment it’s almost physically painful.

hi 17 year old self, did you think that anyone who wasn’t bi was attracted to cyborgs

i always went with “gender is irrelevant to my sexual interest” but that was longer and clunkier and more pedantic so you win some you lose some i guess

note that i also didn’t mention the people/cyborg divide, because let’s be honest, i would totally not limit myself in that way in some kind of future cyberpunk world where cyborgs and meatbags live together in harmony

ahem but yeah those parts were the absolute best, closetospring, but there is also a special place in my heart for the part where getting judged by other queer people is exactly the same as overt homophobia from straight people

poptartkind: credibilityproblem: for draconicAlgorithm who requested Terezi being Terezi! OH WOW I LOVE THIS I JUST WHOA

poptartkind:

credibilityproblem:

for draconicAlgorithm who requested Terezi being Terezi!

OH WOW I LOVE THIS I JUST WHOA

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(Source: hotrufftrade, via verticaltrout)

fyeah-seacreatures: Small Cuttlefish. By: elriichard

fyeah-seacreatures:

Small Cuttlefish. By: elriichard

(via monkeyelf)

urocyon-littoralis: In which I am gifted a macro based off my new favorite portmanterrible portmanteauberlin. (Based off a thread in the Oberlin 2016 fb group in which a member of the Squirtle Squad Squirrel Brigade seems to deny to an incoming student that there has ever been any contention around Kahn Hall and it’s environmentalism. Lol nope.) waaaaait a second do you mean that the squirrel brigade is an OFFICIAL THING? so like now, on the fb threads, instead of the most overenthusiastic current students sticking around to answer questions and provide advice, it’s some sort of weird human spambot army in cahoots with the administration spewing dumb institutionally approved soundbytes? THIS IS WHY OBERLIN IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

urocyon-littoralis:

In which I am gifted a macro based off my new favorite portmanterrible portmanteauberlin.

(Based off a thread in the Oberlin 2016 fb group in which a member of the Squirtle Squad Squirrel Brigade seems to deny to an incoming student that there has ever been any contention around Kahn Hall and it’s environmentalism. Lol nope.)

waaaaait a second

do you mean that the squirrel brigade is an OFFICIAL THING?

so like now, on the fb threads, instead of the most overenthusiastic current students sticking around to answer questions and provide advice, it’s some sort of weird human spambot army in cahoots with the administration spewing dumb institutionally approved soundbytes?

THIS IS WHY OBERLIN IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

(via dissonancengine)

May 19

termsofenragement: Cans of Not Dr Pepper oh cool look it’s dr thunder and all the dr thunder knockoffs

termsofenragement:

Cans of Not Dr Pepper

oh cool look it’s dr thunder and all the dr thunder knockoffs

(via coldbitterness)